The Worst Day Ever

What a day this has been and will be
Why in the world did this happen to me?
This morning I woke up late
It’s a good thing I don’t believe in fate
I start school early and end work late
I’m so hungry I might as well eat fish bait
Three tests, a lab, and an essay tackle me
I feel almost as helpless as a flea
But God will hold me up like a mug
When I feel as helpless as a bug
So today was and will never
Not be the worst day ever